 | Firework Launcher | Send a festive firework into the air. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Flare | Disposable, throwable light. | Ammo & Throwables | 3 |
 | Flashfurter | A sausage device that can electrically stun O.R.C. creatures in a wide radius. | Ammo & Throwables | 2 |
 | Flower Petal | A soft petal from one of the park's flowers. Smells like grandma. | Materials | 1 |
 | Fluffy Dandelion Tuft | A perfect fluffy puff of dandelion stuff. Equip it as a trinket for infinite gliding use. | Trinkets | 2 |
 | Fluid Flippers | A drinkable sludge that is scientifically proven to make you swim faster. | Consumables | 0 |
 | For Marty | Marty, I’m not so sure about you bringing this specimen to the planter station.
I know it’s important genetic research, but without a way to contain it, the work is impossible!
Sylvia, Dominic, and I are moving to another site until you can get this THING under control. We won’t risk getting injured over a faulty experiment. That would make us just as bad as Beaumont and her unquestioning lab coat stooges.
The seed can germinate without our help as long as it stays buried. | Key Items | |
 | For Ominent | If you're reading this, then you Ominent clowns finally got your act together and "domesticated" some soldier ants. You can have your Omni-Tools and your knick-knacks back. I took what I needed.
Honestly, I didn't even need to grab all this. I just enjoyed watching you dweebs struggle without your little Omni-Things. You know you can build your own tools, right? Of course you don't. You aren't real survivors, you're playing pretend. It's a bit sad.
But not as sad as selling your soul to the highest bidder. | Key Items | |
 | For The Future | Tonight I will make it all the way to the bottom of the pond, no matter what this hell park or Ominent throw in my way. 555 has the truth and I just need to catch up with her. Together, we can keep Sloane Beaumont's chaos in check. We will no longer be at the mercy of corporate pivots and suicidal assignments! True science needs to be rescued. And for that we need... power. If I don’t make it, keep making discoveries. As long as you don’t let them crush your creative spirit, we will win! Okay. I think that’s everything I wanted to say. Deep breaths. I'll see ya on the other side. | Key Items | |
 | Forbidden Workbench | Craft variants of gear pioneered by the Masked Stranger. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Forgotten Report | Page 2 of 2
…which is why I advise that we re-inventory all particle emitting objects inside the reservoir, including organic and inorganic material.
I’m aware many of the records of the SPAC.R experimentation trials were destroyed during the investigation, but as long as we have access to the people who were there (in person!), we can try to make sure everything is accounted for.
We’ve been recovering sample after sample, and particle accumulation has not slowed. It’s possible (likely?) we are still underestimating the amount of material down there.
We cannot calculate appropriate “grilling” coefficients without a full picture of the reservoir’s contents.
I’m attaching a complete inventory procedure. I hope you’ll consider it.
Employee 555, 18th of May 1992 | Key Items | |
 | Formal Reminder | Special Communique To the attention of: Employee ID 78, Network Center
Mr. Thompson, it has come to the attention of the archival team—through careful examination of field reports submitted in your name—that you appear to have misunderstood the intent of such reporting.
While partaking in occasional "people watching" is an accepted use of break time, the field archive team is not an audience for diatribes about subjects of low corporate interest.
Ominent Practical Technologies has no direct use for endless documentation about the no-doubt many pretty girls visiting Brookhollow Park on sunny afternoons. This is not what our state-of-the-art camera network is for.
From now on, please refrain from filing any more documents with the bureau without management approval. | Key Items | |
 | Frenzy | Deal increased damage with melee weapons and regenerate health while enraged. Perfect block timing is reduced. | Mutations | |
 | Fresh Apple Bits | Tiny bits of Marmotcrisp apple. A satisfying snack that restores a fair amount of hunger. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Fresh Billy Hog Bite | A moist n' meaty morsel of a Get N' Jet Billy Hog. Quick Billy's signature 50 cent roller grill hot dogs are never fresh, but always fine. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Fresh Cookie Sandwich Bits | Chunks of a cookie sandwich. Most people think the filling is the best part, but they're wrong. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Fresh Defense | A plume of mint dust envelopes you. Cells activate a layer to combat the sting of all that stinks and burns. | Mutations | |
 | Fresh Donut Chunk | A piece of a sugar filled donut. Looks brand new, but it could be ancient. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Fresh Storage | A storage device built to suspend food spoilage using fresh mints. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Frostbitten Key | A brittle treasure key caked in ice crystals. You probably shouldn't lick it. | Key Items | |
 | Frozen Droplet | A frosty droplet that makes you erupt with minty particles when danger is near. | Trinkets | 3 |
 | Fuzzy Hat | A warm and comfy hat to ward off the Chill. | Armor | 2 |
 | Fuzzy Mukluks | Extremely comfy soft leather boots keeps you warm and dry in the Chill. | Armor | 2 |
 | Fuzzy Parka | A warm and comfy coat that keeps you nice and toasty from the Chill. | Armor | 2 |
 | Garden Patch | A small patch of dirt that can be used to grow various things. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Garden Snail | A common gastropod found around the park. Drops raw meat, slime and eye stalks on death. Bust the shell for garden snail fragments. | Key Items | |
 | Garden Snail | A common gastropod found around the park. Drops raw meat, slime and eye stalks on death. Bust the shell for garden snail fragments. | Key Items | |
 | Garden Snail | | Creatures | 3 |
 | Garden Snail Eyestalk | A slick and slimy eye stalk from a garden snail. Feels like it's still watching you. | Materials | 3 |
 | Garden Snail Fragment | A pretty shell fragment from a garden snail. These shells excel at deflecting attacks. | Materials | 3 |
 | Garden Snail Slime | A glob of mucus from a garden snail. Sticky and gross but useful in healing applications. | Materials | 3 |
 | Garter Snake | A freight train of a creature which slithers at dizzying speeds through the trenches of the Croquet Area. Can drop snake scales when struck by a daring rider. | Key Items | |
 | Gas Arrow | An arrow dipped in the stink-juices of a stinkbug's gas sack. Creates a noxious gas zone where it lands. | Ammo & Throwables | 1 |
 | Gas Mask | A wearable weevil face that filters hazardous haze. | Armor | 2 |
 | Gastro Goo | Smells almost as bad as it looks, but goes down surprisingly smooth. Instantly cures feeling woozy. | Consumables | 0 |
 | General Berserker | | Creatures | 2 |
 | General Pucker | | Creatures | 3 |
 | Genuine Gathering Ant | Your Ant Buggies excel at extracting from the environment. You can now gather more resources from chomping down on foliage! | Mutations | |
 | Getting Chilly Out There | NOTE FOR ALL NEW TEAM MEMBERS
Resource Acquisition might seem like a simple assignment, but you gotta watch your step round these parts. Woolly aphids can sneak up on you when you least expect it. See a cute blue thing with fur? Step back. They startle easy, and they’ll freeze your foot off.
This is what happens when bugs are injected with souped up mint candy, it turns out. And now the brain geniuses at the O.G.R.R. Labs are saying another batch of those frisky little abominations just escaped.
Now you may be wondering why we’re boosting bugs with candy juice all of a sudden. My man up there says they were throwing stuff at the wall to get a smile from our big boss gal. You know the one.
And you better believe they got the go ahead to do it to bigger, badder critters! So, watch your back. Watch everyone’s backs. They’re bound to lose some of those too eventually. | Key Items | |
 | Gill Tube | A mouthpiece formed out of eelgrass strands and other hydrophobic materials. Creates a thin air pocket that allows for longer underwater breathing. | Armor | 2 |