Robot Interaction Guidelines

Guidelines for Interacting with Automated Units
Chapter 3.4 – Grill Talk

As is standard for the robotic workforce of Roby’s Classic Automated Burger Shops, your new automated colleagues will phrase their thoughts and requests in a playful, grilling-oriented language.

Euphemisms related to food service and grilling should be perceived as a sign of mutual understanding. For example, common phrases such as: “How’s it grilling?” and “And a side of fries!” are appropriate greetings.

On the flipside, avoid mentions of uncooked meat products, or dissatisfied customers as those are distressing to automated workers.

Remember that your new colleagues do their best work in an environment that’s familiar to their core programming. Give your sentences a good grilling and you’ll have an exponentially great day!