Ominent Orientation: Secret Science Division

Hello, this is Sloane Beaumont speaking, your partner in science! As you know, our Secret Science Division is hard at work inventing new groundbreaking technology. But not all research is meant for prying eyes! Secret operations allow us to preserve both public safety and shareholder value. As part of the relay team, you will receive our Science Division's supply requests. At first some requests may seem strange, but thankfully you are not required to understand them. You will find nail clippers inside your desk. [laughs] Have fun!