Cat Naming Problem

We are now one step closer to choosing a final name for our cat. In the last round, we kicked out "Fred" and "Little Guy". Yes, I know. I liked "Fred", too. The names that moved to the final round are "Captain" and "Whiskers". The boss really likes "Captain" 'cause he wants a name that's admirable, awe-inspiring, regal, and strong! I like "Whiskers" because it's cute and way better! So tomorrow we're all gonna vote. But don't get any ideas! We're not a "De-Mock-Kruh-Sea" or anything! And yes, if supplies run out, plan B still stands. We will eat Captain Whiskers. I call dips on the tail!

Reminder: Not for eating until stated otherwise!!